Who gets Sarada?

Sasuke: no one.
Naruto: if you marry Boruto, we'll all be related! *grin*
And you'll have the cutest kids!
Shikamaru: Your kids will be smart. I guess.
Ino: If you marry Inojin your kid will have the best genes in konoha.
Sai: and the biggest peni-
Lee: If you and Metal get married your kids will be the most youthful children in all of konoha!
Orochimaru: ...
Orochimaru: Why is everyone talking about kids?
Orochimaru: Sarada...
Orochimaru: Mitsuki can stretch any part of his body to any length.
Orochimaru: Sarada.
Orochimaru: ANY part.