imagine being in an accident and the airbags failed and you slammed your face into a fucking cactus and had to explain why you would put a fucking cactus inside your vehicle to the emergency responders.
This track was so hilarious omg, and so nostalgic (Reigisa I missed you)! Audio credit goes to wakoaime!
— Rei: Who’s the Joker?
Nagisa: Okay Rei-chan, between the three cards that I am currently holding, right, middle, or left…which one will you choose?
Rei: The middle card is strangely sticking out…Nagisa-kun, you don’t actually think that I will fall for some old trick-of-the-hat like that, do you?
Nagisa: Ah, how rude,Rei-chan~! I would never try to trick you~!
Makoto: Nagisa vs. Rei I guess.
Haruka: Guess so.
Nitori: I’ve suddenly gotten really nervous too.
Rin: Why are YOU nervous?
Nagisa: Come on come on, Rei-chan. Which one will you take?
Rei: It’s obvious the joker is on the left, so I’ll take the MIDDLE ONE! AHAHA SEE! I’m safe.
Nagisa: Darnit. Okay next I’m going to draw from Ai-chan. Here I go! All right— I got a pair! Only one card left to get!
Ai: So then, it’ll be my turn to draw from Rin-senpai’s pile. Um…this one! Darn, no pairs.
Rin: All right, I’ll be getting Haru’s card. What the hell Haru, why do you only have one card left? Damnit.
Haru: I’m done with my pile.
Makoto: Okay, then I’ll pick from Rei’s pile. Oh man, no pairs.
Nagisa: Hehehe, Rei-chan. So you finally made it this far, ey?
Rei: Nagisa-kun, that last card you’re holding is most definitely the Joker, especially after that trap you tried to pull on me. Even though I’m a bit reluctant, I’ve made my resolution! WHAT THE?!?! THIS IS NOT THE JOKER?!
Nagisa: Yay! I’m done with my hand!
Rei: Nagisa-kun, what is the meaning of this?
Nagisa: Huh? I’ve never said that I was holding the Joker.
Everyone: WHAT?!?!?!?
Rin: Wait, if it’s Nagisa, then…
Ai: Who would be holding the Joker?
Nagisa: No way, it can’t be! What if Rei-chan was holding the Joker the whole time and was just pretending to not have it?
Rei: Why would you think I would do something like that?
Rin: Hey Rin, confess now!
Ai: Yes, it’s important to confess at times like this.
Rei: I told you, I don’t have the Joker!
Makoto: Come on, come on! Don’t argue over Old Maid!
Nagisa: Don’t give in, Mako-chan! We men take our game VERY seriously, so we must stick with the rule and themes!
Rin: Okay, Rei. CONFESS NOW!
Makoto: Wait you guys, hold up!
Rin: Hey Haru, Makoto, help us out!
Makoto: Like I said, hold up…
Rei: Fine then, accuse me all you want!
Makoto: Uh… guys?
Ai: Ryugazaki-san, confess please! Then take half of all my cards.
Rei: Why the hell do I have to take cards because of this!?!?!?!?
Nagisa: Rei-chan, Santa Claus won’t give you presents because of this!
Ai: Ryugazaki-san!
Rin: REI!!!
Rei: LIKE I SAID, I DON’T HAVE THE FREAKINGGGGGG JOKERRRRRR~~~!!!!!
Makoto: Ahhhh, Rei. I’m so sorry! I actually had the Joker the whole time…
Haru: Makoto, is it really okay to not tell him?
Makoto: EH!?
Haru: The fact that you had the Joker.
Makoto: I wanted to tell him, but I just couldn’t find the chance to tell him…
—
T/N: Old Maid’s rules in Japan are basically the same as anywhere else– the person who gets left with the Joker loses lol
Also weird I reblobbed the other money one last night and a freelance check I invoiced for a month ago came in.
reblobbed
seriously have nothing to lose
Did it once might as well let it stack. At least I’m not buying loto tickets
You guys, I reblogged this 2 days ago out of desperation. Today I was looking through my old wallet for coins to go to the vending machine because that’s all I can fucking afford. I haven’t touched this thing since July/ August. When I found a disappointing 15 cents in the coin pocket I went to the billfold to see if any coins were in there. That’s when I saw them. 5 crisp bills amounting to $22. I literally screamed and danced around my room out of joy before remembering that I’d reblogged this post.
Tl;dr - This post is fucking magical and actually worked for me.
I’m broke as fuck. Money gods pls send me like 100k.
I never reblog these, let’s give it a shot. BIG MONEY, BIG MONEY
I reblogged this last week and withing an hour I got a client after a month of silence! Literally gave me money to eat for the rest of the month.
Crazy enough but my mom randomly gave me 200 dollars after I reblogged one of these the other day…
I like how in old animation, you knew what object the characters would interact with. Because they were significantly less detailed than the stationary objects around them.
i’m so glad i’m not the only one who noticed..
that was always the first thing I noticed when watching cartoons
