The Signs in a Nutshell...

Aries: Talk like a broken record
Taurus: Too complicated for themselves
Gemini: The Queen who is stronger than the King
Cancer: The lucky duck everyone loves
Leo: Fun to talk to but hard to talk to
Virgo: Literal spawn of Satan
Libra: Take too long doing anything and everything
Scorpio: Magical trash in human form
Sagittarius: Has a beautiful singing voice but uses it more often for yelling at people
Capricorn: Like an onion; they have layers, but their layers will probably make you cry
Aquarius: Will throw your shit back at your face
Pisces: The diamond in the rough that no one can find