welcome-to-muke-city-bitch:

niallun:

one time in grade six i went with my boyfriend to his school dance and when the song low came on i saw him across the gym grinding with a grade five and i got so mad that when single ladies played i stuck my hands up in the air and looked him right in the eyes when beyoncé asked all the single ladies to put their hands up and that’s how i broke up with my first boyfriend

ya’ll

princebxte:
“superhighschoollevelpessimist:
“eneko-wweh:
“mr-egbutt:
“tyleroakley:
“ witchhctiw:
“ the-solitary-witch:
“ warriorsatthedisco:
“ Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.
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princebxte:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

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I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
‘insert peanuts’
'gradually become irritated’
'cresc., or not’
'untie slip knot’
'bow real fast, slippage may occur’

Release the penguins

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it