CHRIS EVANS WAS THE SURFER GUY FROM THE OLD MYSTERY DATE GAME HOLY SHIT
YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM YOUR PAST
So the mystery was why has my date been cryogenically frozen for the past fifty years?
Spring is approaching. A spring without you.
CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS CUTIE
AND HOW HE CAN BE
SUCH
A MOTHER
FRICKING
UNCONSCIOUSLY
SEDUCTIVE
FLIRT?
JUST
LOOK AT WHAT HE’S DONE
KAWAII IN THE STREETS, SENPAI IN THE SHEETS
AW HIS FACE IS RED, BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE HIM IN BED
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This makes me angry.
Slim James
I’m hungry.
This is awesome. I love old school packaging like that.
This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present!
There are minors presenti hate you so much
Ha…band humor