fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

the age when the signs lose their virginity

legitastrology:

Aries - 19
Taurus - 25
Gemini - 17
Cancer - 21
Leo - 20
Virgo - never
Libra - 30
Scorpio - 13
Sagittarius - 26
Capricorn - 70
Aquarius - 31
Pisces - 29