Older sis:
*barges in my room* I GOT A NEW GUITAR STAND SEE? SEEE?? IT LOOKS SO COOL RIGHT????
Me:
Why would I need that?
Older sis:
Because you have a guitar and you don't have a guitar stand and I have tons now
Me:
I have a boyfriend and you don't
Older sis:
I'LL CUT YOU BALD WHEN YOU SLEEP