Friend:
*freeloads in my room*
Me:
*turns on my laptop so friend can help herself*
Friend:
*still minds me tumblrin’ on my desktop and scrolls down and gay posts flash*
Friend:
WHAT THE HELL THOSE THINGS ARE SO DISTURBING!
Brain:
THEN STOP STARING AT MY PC AND STOP JUDGIN ME THERE'S MY LAPTOP I OPENED IT FOR YOU GO WATCH STEREOTYPICAL SHITS OR WHAT NOT OR JUST WHAT ARE YA DOING HERE IN MY ROOM I DIDN’T INVITE YOU THERE’S THE DOOR PLEASE GET OUT
Me:
I love gays.