So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.
Dirt
Funeral Home
Weed
Grass
Holy Water
Laundromat
Leather
New Zealand
Play-Doh
Wet Garden
Tomato
Suntan Lotion
Sex on the Beach
Riding Crop
Soap
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"