Okay seriously!! this happened to me and a friend at con!!! He had to take a shit and i coulda sworn he was gonna shit himself in 2 seconds but his 3dmg gear was STUCK and he was freaking out and i had to run into the men’s room to help him get it off and the looks we got were a mix of “dude, i feel your pain” and “what the fuck are they doing?”

my existence has been validated

it didnt exactly help that I was dressed as the Tooth Fairy so the tooth fiary running into the men’s room trying to Strip Erwin out of his pants is something to tell to future grandkids!

THAT VISUAL I AM IN TEARS