oh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing
oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH
oh my god are you fucking joking how can you be this cute when you’re literally the spawn of the nightmares and sadness in the world.
If it helps, that’s not a dance, it’s a territorial aggression display.
That spider is trying to intimidate the ‘other spider’ into leaving and is getting the impression that the other spider is an asshole who is trying to do the same thing.
THAT ONLY MAKES IT CUTER
This is also why jumping spiders launch themselves at camera lenses! They see another, smaller spider in there, and so attack! …And then bonk off of something and cannot figure out where the other spider went!
Also please note that they will occasionally try to fend off the slightly bigger spider living in your sunglasses, if you get too close. They do all this because they have approximately as much brains as a toaster oven, and do not comprehend reflections.
