this is to educate my non-American followers. This really is how the US sees itself. (and yes, 95% of the time, Florida = WHAT?!)

In Florida the more North you go, the more “South” you get 

In Florida the central part pretends to be the south, the western part pretends to be the northeast and the south pretends to be the west I’m not even fucking kidding you 

… Please tell me you guys are kidding.  

No, sorry, it’s all accurate - the map, Florida (I live near the state line in Georgia and have lived in Florida), all of it.

Also, Texas is not part of the south. We’re just Texas.

I grew up very close to FL, and I can confirm this. Also, yes, Texas is not the South, it is Texas.