Can the characters of Attack on Titan actually make it through a round of “The Twelve Days of Christmas”?

[[Someone commissioned us to sing a Christmas carol, and this is what we came up with. It is worth listening all the way through. Trust us.]]

Eren - My missing father’s  basement key

Mikasa - Two murdered men

Armin - Three banned books

Christa - Four water jugs

Jean - Five turned down dates

Marco - Six little freckles

Connie - Seven shaven bald kids

Sasha - Eight hot potatoes

Petra - Nine soiled panties

Hanji - Ten tested titans

Keith Shadis - Eleven little pigshits

Erwin - Twelve eyebrows arching

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