Dashing through big ass trees,

In a one horse open formation.

O’er Wall Maria we go, fleeing all the way. “BLACK SMOKE!”

Scouting legion screams,

Female Titan fights,

How fun it is to hack and slash

While your squad goes to die, hey!

Petra dies, Auruo dies, Erd and Gunther too,
Smashed to bits by Annie, Levi don’t know what to do,
Eren bites, Titans fight, no one saves the day,
Throw dead bodies off your cart, run the hell away!