Sasuke no one.

Naruto if you marry Boruto, we'll all be related! *grin*

And you'll have the cutest kids!

Shikamaru Your kids will be smart. I guess.

Ino If you marry Inojin your kid will have the best genes in konoha.

Sai and the biggest peni-

Lee If you and Metal get married your kids will be the most youthful children in all of konoha!

Orochimaru ...

Orochimaru Why is everyone talking about kids?

Orochimaru Sarada...

Orochimaru Mitsuki can stretch any part of his body to any length.

Orochimaru Sarada.

Orochimaru ANY part.