Who gets Sarada?
Sasuke:
no one.
Naruto:
if you marry Boruto, we'll all be related! *grin*
And you'll have the cutest kids!
Shikamaru:
Your kids will be smart. I guess.
Ino:
If you marry Inojin your kid will have the best genes in konoha.
Sai:
and the biggest peni-
Lee:
If you and Metal get married your kids will be the most youthful children in all of konoha!
Orochimaru:
...
Orochimaru:
Why is everyone talking about kids?
Orochimaru:
Sarada...
Orochimaru:
Mitsuki can stretch any part of his body to any length.
Orochimaru:
Sarada.
Orochimaru:
ANY part.
Reblogged from narutos-smile-saved-me
