Friend *freeloads in my room*

Me *turns on my laptop so friend can help herself*

Friend *still minds me tumblrin’ on my desktop and scrolls down and gay posts flash*

Friend WHAT THE HELL THOSE THINGS ARE SO DISTURBING!

Brain THEN STOP STARING AT MY PC AND STOP JUDGIN ME THERE'S MY LAPTOP I OPENED IT FOR YOU GO WATCH STEREOTYPICAL SHITS OR WHAT NOT OR JUST WHAT ARE YA DOING HERE IN MY ROOM I DIDN’T INVITE YOU THERE’S THE DOOR PLEASE GET OUT

Me I love gays.