Professor CJ, I wanna see your Tumblr.

Me *only has gay swimming homo doodles*

Me *only has gay swimming homo posts*

Me *has colorful blog with bunnies and rainbows but with gay swimming homo things*

Me No, Sir. I beg you.

Professor I'm your teacher, you show me your Tumblr.

Me Goodbye world. Goodbye Family. Goodbye friends. Goodbye swimming homo darlings. It's been fun.