Today at school...
Professor:
CJ, I wanna see your Tumblr.
Me:
*only has gay swimming homo doodles*
Me:
*only has gay swimming homo posts*
Me:
*has colorful blog with bunnies and rainbows but with gay swimming homo things*
Me:
No, Sir. I beg you.
Professor:
I'm your teacher, you show me your Tumblr.
Me:
Goodbye world. Goodbye Family. Goodbye friends. Goodbye swimming homo darlings. It's been fun.
