Aries Talk like a broken record

Taurus Too complicated for themselves

Gemini The Queen who is stronger than the King

Cancer The lucky duck everyone loves

Leo Fun to talk to but hard to talk to

Virgo Literal spawn of Satan

Libra Take too long doing anything and everything

Scorpio Magical trash in human form

Sagittarius Has a beautiful singing voice but uses it more often for yelling at people

Capricorn Like an onion; they have layers, but their layers will probably make you cry

Aquarius Will throw your shit back at your face

Pisces The diamond in the rough that no one can find