The Signs in a Nutshell...
Aries:
Talk like a broken record
Taurus:
Too complicated for themselves
Gemini:
The Queen who is stronger than the King
Cancer:
The lucky duck everyone loves
Leo:
Fun to talk to but hard to talk to
Virgo:
Literal spawn of Satan
Libra:
Take too long doing anything and everything
Scorpio:
Magical trash in human form
Sagittarius:
Has a beautiful singing voice but uses it more often for yelling at people
Capricorn:
Like an onion; they have layers, but their layers will probably make you cry
Aquarius:
Will throw your shit back at your face
Pisces:
The diamond in the rough that no one can find
Reblogged from beryllheliodora
