Girlfriend: Where’s patrick star?!
Me: Patrick star isn’t nintendo….
Girlfriend: What?! They have kirby and mario but no patrick star?!

Girlfriend: I’ll be kirby cuz he’s pink
Me: ok, now you gotta select a stage
Girlfriend: Oh I want this one cuz there’s a pig on it!
Me: that’s from Warioware…
Girlfriend: This will be my house

Girlfriend: Kirby inhale? do i have to inhale or something?
Me: No you press and hold B to swallow up your opponent
Girlfriend: He punched me!!
Me: Cause he’s trying to smash you
Girlfriend: No body punches me in my house!! I wanna punch him back!

Girlfriend: Why does kirby have hair?!
Me: Cause you swallowed Marth
Girlfriend: KIRBY BE BALLED AGAIN!! THE HAIR LOOKS BAD ON YOU!!

Girlfriend: Who’s the kid with the hat?! He looks like the one in that bubble gum commercial!!
Me:….. thats ness….