Kid who are you?

Suspect I'm Bob.

Kid why are you here?

Suspect the cops think I killed my brother

Kid why?

Suspect I didn't kill him, he was my brother

Kid why?

Suspect because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.

Kid why?

Suspect because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.

Kid why?

Suspect they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.

Kid why?

Suspect she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.

Kid why?

Suspect why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?

Kid why?

Suspect I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?

Kid Why?

Suspect I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...

Kid why?

Suspect just because.

Kid because why?

Suspect because I said so!

Kid why?

Kid whyyyy?

Kid why why why why why why why why

Kid whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-

Suspect BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST

Kid why

Suspect he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!

Kid why

Kid WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY

Kid WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-

Kid WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!

Suspect BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!

I KILED THEM ALL!!!

Kid why

Suspect I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED

Kid why

Suspect I...I don't know.

Kid ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos

Head Detective kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.

Kid can I have a lollipop now?

Head Detective just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.

Kid why

Head Detective oh dear god