*opens a sasusaku fic*

sasuke to sakura hey babe what are you doing here all alone <3

*closes fic* *opens another fic*

sasuke to sakura no you can't go anywhere without my permission im your owner

*closes fic* *opens another fic*

sasuke to sakura i would bang you right here and right now against this wall grr

*closes fic* *sighs* *opens another fic*

sasuke *acts in character and is not ooc at all*

me yeYESYEYSYYESYY YES YESY ¿¿¿?? YAAAAAAAS.

sakura what do you want uchiha fuckboy you think im like the other girls?? well hell no. out of my way or ill kick your ass.

me *closes fic and cries a thousand tears*