Boruto Dad, I got a girl pregnant.

Naruto Oh god.

Boruto Don't freak out.

Naruto Oh god.

Boruto Dad, why are you dialing ANBU?

Naruto You're going to need protection.

Boruto No, I needed protection before.

Naruto Oh god. It's not Sarada, is it?

Boruto Well-

Naruto We're going to need more ANBU.

Boruto No, but Dad, I proposed-

Naruto NO TIME FOR BACK-UP PLANS, SON, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE.

Boruto She said yes-

Naruto Teme's going to kill me.

Boruto I think if we're just calm and rational about this-

Naruto SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER.

Boruto But Dad-

Naruto *pulling out suitcases*

Boruto *sighs*