Boruto:
Dad, I got a girl pregnant.
Naruto:
Oh god.
Boruto:
Don't freak out.
Naruto:
Oh god.
Boruto:
Dad, why are you dialing ANBU?
Naruto:
You're going to need protection.
Boruto:
No, I needed protection before.
Naruto:
Oh god. It's not Sarada, is it?
Boruto:
Well-
Naruto:
We're going to need more ANBU.
Boruto:
No, but Dad, I proposed-
Naruto:
NO TIME FOR BACK-UP PLANS, SON, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE VILLAGE.
Boruto:
She said yes-
Naruto:
Teme's going to kill me.
Boruto:
I think if we're just calm and rational about this-
Naruto:
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MOTHER AND SISTER.
Boruto:
But Dad-
Naruto:
*pulling out suitcases*
Boruto:
*sighs*
Source: ebondeath
Reblogged from namiiswan-archived
