I got bad news for you

Very bad news

Incredibly bad news

Catastrophic news

Apocalyptic news

the beach

where i go to get away from sand.

the sun
where i go to get away from the heat

The computer
where I go to get away from the internet

The library
Where i go to get away from books

The grocery store
Where I go to get away from food.

The butcher’s,
Where I go to get away from meat.

The brothel
Where I go to get away from sex