violins I we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us

violins II why do we always get the boring parts

flutes we're so lonely

piccolo lol fk your ears

french horns and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE

oboes IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar

violas evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US

trumpets wats 'p'

trombones wats quiet

cellos im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between

bassoons im so posh but i really just honk like a truck

clarinet *squeaks*

timpani EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

bass clarinet lol where am i

tuba *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*

harp im just a more sophisticated piano

piano FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG

english horn im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here

basses semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves

cornets trumpet wannabe

cymbals BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS

saxophones i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never

xylophones am i meant to be here?

triangles

bass drum MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL