Hilarious excerpt from the “Long Throw Distance of that Summer” Drama CD from the Free! Volume 3 DVD. Enjoy x~
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Makoto: Damn it! Let me out of here! Just what exactly do you plan to do with me by locking me up like this?
Haru: Tachibana Makoto. Be quiet. If you synthesise yourself with an animal and become an altered human being, your daily life in this world will never be filled with worry or pain.
Rei: Muahahaha, what should we change you into? Maybe a killer whale? Or perhaps a dolphin? Whatever you become, you’ll certainly be beautiful! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Nagisa: It won’t do to make you just a normal animal! We should give you a huge mouth and sharp thin teeth!*
Makoto: Stooopppppp!!!
Rin: You’ve gone far enough!
Haruka: Rin!
Rin: Free Makoto now!
Haru: I can’t do that!
Rin: Haru, have you forgotten what happened in the past since you have become a monster?
Haru: Shut up!
Rin: Just remember, Haru! Even though I too was physically altered, heart to heart, I still wouldn’t forget the limits of my own thoughts!
Sousuke: That’s right. Nor would you forget a very hot friendship.
Rin: Sousuke! You finally came! Let’s combine our powers!
Sousuke: Yeah! Our Friendship Butterfly Cross!
Rin & Sousuke: DOUBLE CHANGE! BUTTERFLY CROSS! DARK HERO!
*makes dorky and lame laser noises* TARGET IWATOBI.
Rei: They teamed up by combining themselves and got a power up!
Nagisa: What are you doing? GET THEM!!!
Haru: We must not let them have Tachibana Makoto!
Rin & Sousuke: ALL RIGHT LET’S DO IT.
Haru: Moge~~**
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Makoto: Haru? Hey Haru!
Haru: Nn…
Makoto: Are you awake, Haru?!
Haru: It was…a dream?
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Translator’s Notes: *Anon notified me that this refers to the lockjaw fish thing that Haru likes from the Haru/Rin drama CD**I’m not sure why Haru keeps on saying “moge” at the end of his sentences. EDIT: I think it’s a character from Godzilla???
In other news, I LIVE FOR SOUSUKE AND RIN’S SUPER STUPID LASER SHOOTING NOISES LOLOL
Source: aitaikimochi
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