Tsunade Fuck this. Kakashi, you're Hokage.

Kakashi What? The war just ended, you can't--

Tsunade I was cut in half.

Tsunade My boyfriend came back to life and died again.

Tsuande I was a piece of human fruit hanging from a tree that's also a god.

Tsunade Fuck this. Fuck you. You're Hokage. I'm going home and taking a bath.