Sasuke is it working can you see me-!?

Sarada ye-wait dad no the screen is flipped all I see are trees.

Sasuke like this?

Sarada no dad there's a button on the right top corner it looks like a camera click that.

Sasuke I'm clicking it it's not working!

Sarada dad relax just press it gently

Sasuke I'm pressing is gent--!!! Oh okay oh yes!! Yes I see you now HI SARADA. How's mama doing?

Sarada she's doing fine she wonders when you'll come home and get those measuring tapes for your custom pajamas.

Sasuke I'll get them when I head back, hey I need to talk to you. Why am I hearing from mama that you're stalking baruto. What is this. Why.

Sarada I'm not stalking, I'm studying why boys are dumb papa.

Sasuke no honey that's stalking. Do you like him or something? Tell the truth.

Sarada oh! Sorry dad you're breaking up I can't hear you I'll talk to you when you get back bye! Lots of love!

Sasuke LIes. I PAID FOR FULL NINJA WIRELESS SERVICE TELL ME NOW.