pardonmewhileipanic:

akinators-boyfriend:

nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

bigdhutch:

You gotta feel for huskies living in tropic zones.

OH MY GOD

halloweenjackconnell:

One of the best jokes from Ratatouille - wine too expensive to spit out in disgust.

sophiedreamsoutloud:

captainadderall:

I just saw this and I’m pissing my pants.

I WANT ONE WHATFUCK