ruinedchildhood:

“what would you like to order?”

Me:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

captain-boomerang:

moongalleon22:

captain-boomerang:

chauvinistsushi:

velvetbrown:

coolyourjetsbennie:

buy these MANLY CANDLES for all your NO HOMO needs

What the hell is camouflage supposed to smell like?

insecurity

I want you all to know that I have smelled all of these candles, and they smell exactly as gross as you would expect them to

Can you confirm whether camouflage smells like insecurity?

insecurity and sweat

theclearlydope:

So much sex happens here. 

jackfrostftw:

scrotumcoat:

this is some indiana jones shit

are you feeling it now mr. krabs