Ninja Skype: sasuke & sarada

Sasuke: is it working can you see me-!?
Sarada: ye-wait dad no the screen is flipped all I see are trees.
Sasuke: like this?
Sarada: no dad there's a button on the right top corner it looks like a camera click that.
Sasuke: I'm clicking it it's not working!
Sarada: dad relax just press it gently
Sasuke: I'm pressing is gent--!!! Oh okay oh yes!! Yes I see you now HI SARADA. How's mama doing?
Sarada: she's doing fine she wonders when you'll come home and get those measuring tapes for your custom pajamas.
Sasuke: I'll get them when I head back, hey I need to talk to you. Why am I hearing from mama that you're stalking baruto. What is this. Why.
Sarada: I'm not stalking, I'm studying why boys are dumb papa.
Sasuke: no honey that's stalking. Do you like him or something? Tell the truth.
Sarada: oh! Sorry dad you're breaking up I can't hear you I'll talk to you when you get back bye! Lots of love!
Sasuke: LIes. I PAID FOR FULL NINJA WIRELESS SERVICE TELL ME NOW.