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How it totally went down

Nov 12, 2014
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Tsunade: Fuck this. Kakashi, you're Hokage.
Kakashi: What? The war just ended, you can't--
Tsunade: I was cut in half.
Tsunade: My boyfriend came back to life and died again.
Tsuande: I was a piece of human fruit hanging from a tree that's also a god.
Tsunade: Fuck this. Fuck you. You're Hokage. I'm going home and taking a bath.
Nov 12, 2014
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colbaltdrg:

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

To be more exact, that’s a hen. Which is the female. This is likely not his first encounter with her. My grandpa had chickens and hens, and if you visit them frequently like this they develop affection to you. I would know, because I sat in the chicken coop alot. The hens get a small maternal kick, and come to cuddle you because she wants to keep you warm, like she would do with her chicks. This means the boy has spent alot of time with her, and that just makes it more heart warming.