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tastefullyoffensive:
“ Video: Ferret Dramatically Falls Asleep
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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ferret Dramatically Falls Asleep

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Big Hero 6 Concept Art

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“If you’re lonely, bored or unhappy, remember you are young. There is so much time to meet new people and go to new places.”

— Ezra Koenig (via exotictastee)

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zefanya15:
“what this
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what this

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the members of an orchestra

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violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us

violins II: why do we always get the boring parts

flutes: we're so lonely

piccolo: lol fk your ears

french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE

oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar

violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US

trumpets: wats 'p'

trombones: wats quiet

cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between

bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck

clarinet: *squeaks*

timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

bass clarinet: lol where am i

tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*

harp: im just a more sophisticated piano

piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG

english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here

basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves

cornets: trumpet wannabe

cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS

saxophones: i never get a good part until a jazzy piece is performed which is never

xylophones: am i meant to be here?

triangles:

bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL