Free! ES Iwatobi Channel Vol. 2

Nobunaga: I'm not gay!
Mamo: EEEEEEEEHHHHH?!?!?!??!?!
Nobunaga: WHY ARE YOU SO SURPRISED?!?!?
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Let's think of a nick name for Nobunaga!
Mamo: Homonaga-kun desu
Tatsu/Hosoyan: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Nobunaga: HEY! WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!
Mamo: What? What is it?
Nobunaga: Isn't that...isn't that just picking on me?
Mamo: But that's where it was going...
Tatsu: Yeah, that's what the flow was.
Mamo: Okay. I'll stop. Hm. How about SHIMAZAKI-SAN
Tatsu/Mamo/Hosoyan: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!
Nobunaga: YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TRYING OF A WAY TO GET MORE FAMILIAR WITH ME!!! A NICKNAME
Tatsu: How about Shimazaki-shi. Wait let's change the reading Shimazaki-jin
Hosoyan: Shimazaki Nobunaga, Shimazaki Nobunaga....
Mamo: Nobu...Nobuhide
Tatsu/Hosoyan: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Nobunaga: THAT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON!!! That's like a new character!! Yes, yes that person DOES exist but...WHO IS THAT?!
Tatsu/Hosoyan: Yeah, I see your point. I guess that won't fly.
Nobunaga: No it won't. I'm not Oda (Nobunaga)
Mamo: How about "Oda-kun" (obviously this damned kid doesn't listen omg XD XD XD)
Everyone: AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA!~!!!!!
Nobunaga: You know. I actually get called that often from people who are messing around.
Mamo: I guess Nobunari is out.
Tatsu: Ah, Noh-hime!
Nobunaga: WRONG!
Hosoyan: Shimazaki Nobunaga...Shimazaki Nobunaga Shima Nobu ShimazNo ...
Mamo: What's with that "Cambodia Cambodia Camcha Kabocha" pattern!?! LOL!
Hosoyan: I'm trying to see if I can pick something out from both names...
Mamo: So taking Nobunaga you get
Tatsu/Mamo: No..no Noga...
Hosoyan: No Guard. (<- defenseless)
Everyone: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Me: Done. I'm so done. D O N E.