swiggity-swision-not-my-division:
Isn’t this like hollowing out a corpse, then putting someone else’s organs inside and cooking them?
i was expecting the other fandom
i was expecting the other fandom
Law enforcement should use 4-year-olds to do interrogations.
Kid:
who are you?
Suspect:
I'm Bob.
Kid:
why are you here?
Suspect:
the cops think I killed my brother
Kid:
why?
Suspect:
I didn't kill him, he was my brother
Kid:
why?
Suspect:
because...he just was. We were both born from the same parents.
Kid:
why?
Suspect:
because we just were. Our parents had 3 kids.
Kid:
why?
Suspect:
they just did, okay? My brother and I were twins and then a few years later my little sister came along.
Kid:
why?
Suspect:
she just - look, never mind. I didn't kill my brother. I loved him.
Kid:
why?
Suspect:
why what - Why didn't I kill my brother or why did I love him?
Kid:
why?
Suspect:
I had no reason to kill my brother! Why would I want to kill my family?
Kid:
Why?
Suspect:
I wouldn't! I mean, we're not exactly the closest family but still...
Kid:
why?
Suspect:
just because.
Kid:
because why?
Suspect:
because I said so!
Kid:
why?
Kid:
whyyyy?
Kid:
why why why why why why why why
Kid:
whywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywhywh-
Suspect:
BECAUSE MOMMY AND DADDY LOVED MY BROTHER THE MOST
Kid:
why
Suspect:
he was born first! He was seven minutes older! I was always living in his shadow!
Kid:
why
Kid:
WWWWHHHHHHYYYYY
Kid:
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWH-
Kid:
WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!WHY!
Suspect:
BECAUSE HE KNEW I WAS A KILLER! I killed my family! I killed my brother!
I KILED THEM ALL!!!
Kid:
why
Suspect:
I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED
Kid:
why
Suspect:
I...I don't know.
Kid:
ok. I'm gonna go play with my Legos
Head Detective:
kid, we've been trying to crack this case for a year and you did it in 4 minutes.
Kid:
can I have a lollipop now?
Head Detective:
just one. Your mom doesn't want to ruin your dinner.
Kid:
why
Head Detective:
oh dear god
Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
I tried to scroll too..
imagine if steve rogers pulled all of the fantastically weird faces chris evans pulls on a daily basis… now that’s a world i want to live in!
Danmachi’s Hestia fan art!
https://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=2198133
Yeah, sorry for his one.
Disney Japan:)
Now, Rin and Obito have to wait for Kakashi.
Who is late. Just late.
Because he got lost on a path of life.
omg
“Man… All of this has gotten way too dumb.”
The bullet is slow but effective