Me: *explaining to my lil bro what having a period feels like because he was curious*
Dad: Hey shut up literally no one wants to hear about that ew
Dad: Besides women are exaggerating the so called pain they go through anyway
Me:
Bro:
Bro: No wonder mom left you.
Me: OH MY GOD oH MY gOd OOOOOOOOOOOH

tumpopo:

omg I don’t know if this has been translated yet but I’ll do it anyway because it is amazing!???! 

Ishida Sui aka Tokyo Ghoul author : Happy birthday Hanae-kun aka Kaneki’s CV

Hanae Natsuki: Too amazing…!!! Thank you very much!!!! And MM-shi* presence…!!!

*-shi is used as a polite term of address to someone (commonly used in formal writing), similar to -sama

FYI Hanae-kun outfit is from Tokyo Otome restaurant, TV program he’s hosting now and for the weirdo in background is also another seiyuu reference.

MM = Tsukiyama Shuu’s psudonym or Miyano Mamoru aka Tsukiyama’s CV aka ikemen seiyuu that should be comedian more than idol aka the one and only mamo-chan

PS. seriously tho if u haven’t seen a video of miyano mamoru wearing short shorts singing ridiculous song u are missing something in your life 

Do me a favor and go watch it NOW!!!

Last but not least, HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANAE-KUUUUUUUN~

disneyprincessoflyrian:

zulubunsen:

blueivysedges:

buttcheekpalmkang:

sittingatthetypewriter:

cashemoji:

nasturbate:

drunktrophywife:

nasturbate:

ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

yo ok what she said my bad

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

Tumblr, you’ve done it.

They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.

A MATURE ARGUMENT ON TUMBLR

I LIKE IT

REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN