Today at school...

Professor: CJ, I wanna see your Tumblr.
Me: *only has gay swimming homo doodles*
Me: *only has gay swimming homo posts*
Me: *has colorful blog with bunnies and rainbows but with gay swimming homo things*
Me: No, Sir. I beg you.
Professor: I'm your teacher, you show me your Tumblr.
Me: Goodbye world. Goodbye Family. Goodbye friends. Goodbye swimming homo darlings. It's been fun.